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On Halloween the thing you must do, Is pretend that nothing can frighten you
And if something scares you and you want to run, Just let on like it's Halloween fun.
- - - from an Early Nineteenth Century Halloween Postcard

Double, double toil and trouble; fire burn and cauldron bubble.
- - - Shakespeare "Macbeth"

 

Hark! Hark to the wind! 'Tis the night, they say,
When all souls come back from the far away-
The dead, forgotten this many a day!
- - - Virna Sheard

 

At first cock-crow the ghosts must go
Back to their quiet graves below.
- - -Theodosia Garrison

 


Where there is no imagination there is no horror.
- - -Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

 

Bring forth the raisins and the nuts- Tonight All-Hallows' Specter struts Along the moonlit way.
- - -John Kendrick Bangs

If a man harbors any sort of fear, it makes him landlord to a ghost.
- - - Lloyd Douglas

Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, "Tonight is Halloween!"
- - - Dexter Kozen

Fear is nature's warning signal to get busy.
- - - Henry C. Link

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.
- - - H. P. Lovecraft

Be wary then; best safety lies in fear.
- - - Shakespeare "Hamlet"

From ghoulies and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
- - - Scottish saying

Men say that in this midnight hour,
The disembodièd have power
To wander as it liketh them,
By wizard oak and fairy stream.
- - - William Motherwell

'Tis now the very witching time of night, When churchyards yawn and hell itself breathes out
Contagion to this world.
- - -William Shakespeare

Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is
increased with tales, so is the other.
- - -Sir Francis Bacon, Essays [1625], "Of Death"

To suffering there is a limit; to fearing, none.
- - -Sir Francis Bacon, Essays [1625], "Of Seditions and Troubles

Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
- - -Richard Harris Barham

For as children tremble and fear everything in the blind darkness, so we in the light
sometimes fear what is no more to be feared than the things children in the dark hold in
terror and imagine will come true.
- - -Titus Lucretius Carus [99-55 B.C.], De Rerum Natura, bk. III, l. 87

There is a sacred HORROR about everything grand. It is easy to admire mediocrity and hills;
but whatever is too lofty, a genius as well as a mountain, an assembly as well as a
masterpiece, seen too near, is appalling.
- - -Victor Hugo

The dream reveals the reality which conception lags behind. That is the horror of life—the
terror of art.
- - -One of the best quotes by Franz Kafka

From ghoulish and ghosties and long leggety beasties and things that go bump in the night,
Good Lord, deliver us!
- - - Scottish saying

Eye of newt, and toe of frog, Wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's
sting, Lizard's leg, and owlet's wing, For a charm of powerful trouble, Like a hell-broth
boil and bubble.
- - -William Shakespeare (a quote from "Macbeth")

What fearful shapes and shadows beset his path, amidst the dim and ghastly glare of a snowy
night! With what wistful look did he eye every trembling ray of light streaming across the
waste fields from some distant window! How often was he appalled by some shrub covered with
snow, which, like a sheeted specter, beset his very path! How often did he shrink with
curdling awe at the sound of his own steps on the frosty crust beneath his feet; and dread
to look over his shoulder, lest he should behold some uncouth being tramping close behind
him! and how often was he thrown into complete dismay by some rushing blast, howling among
the trees, in the idea that it was the Galloping Hessian on one of his nightly scouring!
- - - Washington Irving (a quote from "The Legend of Sleep Hollow")
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