Directory Of Halloween Sayings

Funny and Haunting Halloween Sayings

Halloween Sayings You May Recognize

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Halloween is a real treat.
Have a fang-tastic night!
Off we go a haunting…
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Broom Parking - 5 cents
Carve out some good times! (with carved pumpkin)
Come as you aren't!
Forget the ghosts . . . beware of me!
Ghosts have real spirit.
Ghostly Greetings (on welcoming door sign)
Halloween is a real treat.
Just hanging out with my ghoul friends.
Remember the gh'oul times!
Time for a coffin break.
It's Hallo-scream!
Have a spooktakular good time.
Have a frightfully spooky Halloween.
Have a fang-tastic night.
Have a bootiful Halloween.
Have a beary scary Halloween. (with bear)
I boo believe in ghosts! I boo, I boo, I boo!
You are bootiful.
Ghoulia Child cooks here.
I love being witchy
Which witch are you?
Don't be a scaredy cat.
Gone haunting. Will return at midnight.
I can’t stop falling in love with brew.
I witch you a Happy Halloween.
Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat.
Trick or Treat. Be so sweet. Give me something good to eat.
Trick or Treat! Give me something good to eat. Give me candy. Give me cake. Give me something sweet to take!
The most difficult Halloween trick is to get the treats and the kids to come out even.
Happy Haunting!
Sit for a spell and have some brew.
Hang around for a spell. (with a witch's cauldron)
Stop in for a spell. (yard sign)
Come in for a spell. (welcoming sign)
Come in for a bite.
Mind your mummy.
I want my mummy. (put with little mummy)
Fresh spider cider. (put on a cauldron with spider on rim).
Witches brew is good for you, sit for a spell, let yourself jell, and drink a lot from my pot.
May our best witches go with you.
Mummy's little monster (on a child's t-shirt or under child's picture)
You're so boooo-tiful!
That's witchful thinking.
Welcome. The witch is in. ("in" can flip flop with "out")
Free broom with flying lessons.
Fangs for the memories and nightmares!
Bugs & Hisses to you! (with spiders, bugs & snakes)
My other car is a broom. (good bumper sticker)
Living in a nudist colony takes the fun out of Halloween.
Are you a good witch or are you a bad witch?
Spooktacular booquets sold here. Free delivery.
Off we go a-haunting. . .
I'm too cute to spook. (on a child's t-shirt with cute ghost pic or under a pic of child in costume or on costume or treat bag)
I only spook when spooken to.
Have some boo bites. (put with Halloween candy dish)
Boooo spooken here.
If the broom fits, fly it.
Booooooo tooooo yooooooooo!!!!!
Demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Please park all brooms at the door.
It's the season for Halloween howls and pump grins.
What a ghastly ghost!
Caution! Ghost Crossing
Caution! Witch Crossing
Caution! Goblin Crossing
Caution! Skeleton Crossing
Caution! Monster Crossing
Caution! Black Cat Crossing
Caution! Low flying bats
I'm a pleasingly plump pumpkin. (with big round pumpkin)
Wipe that pump grin off your face! (put with grinning jack-o-lantern)
Take a fright turn into the fright zone.
Fright turn (directional yard sign)
The graveyard shift is best. No bones about it! (with skeletons)
Happy Halloween whatever you are!
Jack-o-lanterns are on the cutting edge. (with carved pumpkins)
The littlest pumpkins have the biggest grins. (with row of small grinning pumpkins)
Boo to you from our crew.
Scarecrows are too cute to scare.
I'm too cute to scare. (sign on scarecrow or child's Halloween costume)

Old witch Mary, quite contrary,
How does your garden grow?
With moss and slime,
and poisonous vine,
and toadstools all in a row.
Three witches for you! (with three little witches)
Practice safe hex. (with witch)
Hugs & Kisses 5 cents
Bugs & Hisses 10 cents
Be the ghostess with the mostess.
Witch Parking, All others will be toad!
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Surrealestate, Inc., Ima Gool, Agent (yard sign)
Bats all folks!
Skeleton Talk
One skeleton said to the other,
"I have a bone to pick with you!"
And the old one said, "Not now.
My joints go out more than I do!"
. . . and they laughed humerously.
Eat, drink and be scary.
Bat Wing Soup Now being served.
Join us at the ghost post.
If you want a tasty sweet. . . Be sure to holler trick or treat!
Missing, One Weird Thing, Please don't bring it back!
Used Coffin For Sale, Over 400 years old, Ask for Drac!
Wicked Witches Convention Tonight!
Spooky Stew Sale, All natural living ingredients.